Where art thou, Jill?

Thanks for asking! I've been visiting Lazyland, waging a guerilla war with the LazyCong. I've got a bad case of foot rot that prevents me from telling you all the details RIGHT NOW (wink wink, nudge nudge) but keep your bookmarks set to right here right now for more scintillating blogging action!

In the meantime, why don't you occupy your sweet selves by making a few phones calls? I've heard the government wants to establish the world's largest database of phone records. Maybe we can make it into the Guiness Book of World Records! Wouldn't that be so like George Bush and Co. to make the pie higher?!?