Time out for gossip

Ok, I'm no psychic but I knew the marriage between old One-Leg and McCartney just was not going to last. Why, you ask? Because I read in an interview that she claimed that she had never heard a Beatles song before Old Paul sat down at the piano, aching with raw emotion, during their courtship and sang "Hey Heather"( "Hey Heather, it doesn't seem so sad, you've lost your leg but caught a billionaire...".)

COME ON.

She grew up in the 70s in England and had NEVER once heard a Beatles song? I really have a hard time believing that. When I met Alex Carlson, I didn't tell him with the wink and bared midriff of a long-in-the-tooth ingenue that I had never read the interview with him on the locker at work in order for him to believe that I wasn't going after him just for his poetry.

There's more I want to blather on about but all I'm doing is distracting myself from writing for profit. Catch y'all on the flipside, hightide.