Funny hahaha

I don't even remember what site I was on to run across a link to this JenIs Famous.com blog, but needless to say, I'm sure, as some loser from The Heartland, I wasn't supposed to be there. The internet is funny like that; you would think there would be bouncers to insure that the undesirable don't wander about, getting into trouble, and talking back to their social and geographical betters.

So this chick's latest blog is about how fat, ugly tourists from the Midwest wear these ugly sandals into her city, which is... no, I won't ruin it for you. GUESS WHERE!!! It's former holier-than-thou mayor with one of the most annoying girl-boy voices known to American politics is thinking about making a presidential run in 2008. ANNYHOOO... is it really true that no New York native is fat, ugly or ever dressed in anything that is less than, well, you know, FASHIONABLE? I've always wondered that. Just like I've always wondered why cowboys are called cowboys and not steermen.

Hot

Hot. Brain fried. Not that it doesn't take much to fry my brain but fried it is. I meant to write all day to day but the back of the apartment is unbearable... oh! woe is me!

Now I shall retire to my chaise and (shhh!) loosen my stays before I succumb to an attack of the vapors. I have misplaced my bottle of Mrs. Godley's Elixir For Weak-Nerves so I will have to make due with a bottle of wine. Desperate times call for desperate measures.